Crab at the booty, t’aint gonna do no good. Crab at the booty, t’aint gonna do no good. -Weezer
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Now I’ve heard everything. I’ve heard of Crab Cakes. I’ve heard of Alaskan King Crab. Heck, I’ve Even heard of Buster Crabbe. But Crab Dribbling? All the kids are saying it. But what the heck is it? Those who’ll tell don’t know. Those who know won’t tell. It seems only Lebron himself really knows.
Yesterday, Bron Bron was whistled for taking an extra step while going to the hizzy. Whistled, thereby nullifying the potential game-tying layup with 2.3 seconds left. Whistled for what Bron Bron calls the crab dribble. Whistled for what Bron Bron implores does not constitute traveling.
Much like the Michael Jordan palm, the crab dibble is dubious at best. Unlike the Michel Jordan palm, the crab dribble gets called. Lebron:
“You have your trademark play, and that’s one of my plays. It kind of looks like a travel because it’s slow, and it’s kind of a high-step, but it’s a one-two just as fluent as any other one-two in this league. I got the wrong end of it, but I think they need to look at it—and they need to understand that’s not a travel. It’s a perfectly legal play, something I’ve always done.”
I’m not so sure. You judge for yourself. I know it’s bad quality, but it’s all I could find:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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