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Wild And Woolycard Sunday

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, January 3, 2009 @12:45 pm

Wild And Woolycard Sunday

Went back and forth to jail six times for stolen cars and stick-up and various crimes.  So when he sit in his cell, he reminisce as a child.  It don’t pay to do crime today, so don’t be buck wild.  -Biz Markee

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  We did this yesterday for today’s games and it was fun, wasn’t it?  Sure it was.  So like the Beach Boys, well I’ve been thinking ’bout all the places we’ve surfed and danced and all the faces we’ve missed so let’s get back together and do it again.  You’ve been waiting for this. You’ve been longing for this.  You’ve been begging for this.  Well, here it comes. 

Ravens vs. Dolphins:  When it comes to this time of year, it’s tough to pick against a Bill Parcells team. They’re built for this.  Like the Tuna himself always says, “No matter how much you’ve won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you’re not winning now, so you stink.”  The Dolphins are winning now.  They don’t stink.  The Dolphins are 9-1 since the last time these two teams met.  Ended the season with five straight.  They do everything a Bill Parcells team is supposed to do.  They run the ball.  They are conservative in the passing game.  And most importantly, most importantly, they play a staunch defense.  A stalwart defense.  A steadfast defense.  I’ll be your savior, steadfast and true.  I’ll come to your emotional rescue.  The Dolphins are coming to your emotional rescue.  Bill Parcells’ Dolphins are winning this ballgame.

Eagles vs. Vikings:  The Eagles are third in the NFL total defense.  The Eagles are third in the NFL against the pass.  The Eagles are fourth in the NFL in points allowed.  The Eagles are second in the NFL in third-down percentage.  Defense wins championships.  You saw what the Eagles defense done did against the Cowboys last week.  Beat the ever lovin’ stuffing out of the Cowboys last week.  The Marshmallow Fluffing out of the Cowboys last week.  Limited the high-powered Cowboys’ offense to a meager, paltry six points last week.  It’s may be worse this week.  The Eagles are gonna blitz, blitz, ballroom blitz Tarvaris Jackson to death.  It ain’t gonna be pretty.  Good defense never is.

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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    blue Says:

    Hard to bet against the Ravens D early in the playoffs. But all to easy to go with the Eagles D against the Vikings. Are they goin with Ferotte? Whats the difference between a ball room blitz and a blitzkreig bop ?

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    josh q. public Says:

    i know, but i wanted to write about parcells, even after what he did the pats, i still like the guy. ball room blits is a little more obscure. one thing about the eagles game. the one defensive stat the eaglea re not in the top five in is run defense. all day!