Sippin’ on coke and rum. I’m like so what I’m drunk. It’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m about to have me some fun. -R Kelly
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Wildcard Weekend. I cannot tell you how weird sad uncomfortable utterly horrible it is doing this one without the Patriots in the mix. I know. I must be strong. I must carry on. No better way than to just rip off the old band-aid. You’ve been waiting for this. You’ve been longing for this. You’ve been begging for this. Well, here it comes.
Cardinals Vs. Falcons: I may not have the Patriots but I do got me some Matty Ice. Boston College’s own Matty Ice. Ice ice baby. All right stop collaborate and listen. Ice is back with his brand new invention. Ice is back with the Atlanta Falcons. Ice is back with a freshly minted Rookie of the Year Award. Chris Johnson be damned. I know the true story of this game will probably be Michael the Burner Turner. I don’t care. Without Matty Ryan the Falcons are not even in these here playoffs. He’s smart, not like everybody says… like dumb. He’s smart and he wants respect! He’s getting it. He’s efficient and has displayed the grace of a grizzled old veteran. Like say, I dunno, Kurt Warner. So while I may not have a horse in this race, I’m riding this one. Saddle your ponies, you bet!
Colts Vs. Chargers: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I ain’t counting out the Colts until they’re out. I ain’t counting out the six-five, 230-pound quarterback with the laser rocket arm until he’s out. A few weeks ago, everybody was counting him out. Look at him now. Look at the bad guy. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way! Damn skippy you better get out of his way. The Chargers better get out of his way. The Colts are going to lean heavily on Peyton Manning’s arm against the San Diego Not So Super Chargers. The Colts are going to succeed. The Chargers are simply not a good football team. The Colts are. They are because Peyton says they are. So do I.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Sey, Didnt that Matty Ice kid play his college ball in the north east somewhere? Cant quite put my finger on it?
And didnt that bad guy QB in Indy just win some major award?
4 a.m. you say? I can see it now.
I picked these to the same. Falcons big, Colts maybe not so big.
correct sir! on both counts. on all counts! you’re a smart man. not dumb…..
Yah, but i’ve totally sucked over the last three weeks and my team has won DESPITE of me. I can’t throw for more than 200 yards and I’ve thrown a ton of picks lately. The smart money is with Arizona and the “grizzled old veteran”
like my main fred flintstone always says…wanna bet bet bet bet bet bbbeeeeeeetttttttt?
I don’t know…I want Arizona now cuz I saw Matt Leinart and he’s cuter than Matt Ryan
I feel your pain on the Patriots. And with the Superbowl in my town this year I really wanted to go see them!
ya but jen lienaerts not even playing. theres gotta be guy for ya on the facolcons. they dont call it hot lanta for nuthin
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