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No Wonder Charles Barkley Didn’t Grab A Cab

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, January 1, 2009 @9:53 am

No Wonder Charles Barkley Didnt Grab A CabRollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice.  Laid back.  -Snoop Dogg

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Well at least Sir Charles got one thing right, he’s no role model.  Goodness gracious Chuck!  It appears the Hall of Famer had more than just booze on the brain.  It appears the Hall of Famer needed his round mound of rebound attended to.  You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth. 

 According to the arresting officer, Barkley ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry.  A big hurry.  A Sheriff Buford T. Justice hurry.  Give me a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.  A god-damn hurry to…well…er…you know…get a b**w job.  There I said it.  Happy now?  Charles ain’t.  Not only did he get arrested, he didn’t get the servicing he got “from the same girl a week earlier.”  Servicing, Charles claimed, “was the best [servicing] he had ever had in his life.”  That’s no way to become governor of AlabamaArkansas maybe, not Alabama.

I guess the Body Vibration Machine wasn’t working for Barkley’s wife:

Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!

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