
I wanna be a Cowboy baby. Ridin’ at night cause I sleep all day. Cowboy baby. I can smell a pig from a mile away. -Kid Rock
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! See what happens? Rod Marinelli had it right yesterday. Rod Marinelli had it right when he said his Lions team was not the worst ever in his opinion because the players didn’t quit, pout or point fingers. That distinction would go to America’s Team. That distinction would go to the Dallas Cowboys. Read More »

This morning’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!

Suns 110 Thunder 102: Shaq is back. Back to back. Shaq Daddy scored twenty-eight big points last night. Shaq Daddy pulled down twelve big rebounds last night. That’s two straight 20/10 games for Shaq Daddy. Get the papers, get the papers. It’s been a long time coming. It’s been almost a year since the last time Shaq Daddy posted consecutive 20/10 games. The Big Shaqtus has not had three consecutive 20/10 games since March 2005. The Suns play Memphis tonight. I’m just saying.
Pistons 88 Magic 82: I know it’s a little early in the season to be calling games statement games, but that’s what it was. The Pistons have been among the elite Eastern Conference teams for some time now. The Magic were in the middle of an eight game run and a gaudy record up there with the Celtics and Cavs. The Pistons just made a statement.
Rangers 5 Islanders 4: The Islanders are just awful. They took a 2-1 lead into the third period only to allow four goals in the final 20 minutes and lose to the Rangers. That was the Islanders’ league-high fourth regulation loss this season in games in which they led in the third period. I blame goalie Joey MacDonald. The cat is 0-9-2 in eleven games this December. That’s not very good. Neither are the Isles.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
According to Ken Rosenthal it’s all but a done deal. According to Ian Browne, Penny would be happy to be reunited with Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell, two players he won a World Series championship with in 2003 with the Marlins. According to me, I like this move. Yes, Penny is coming off an injury-plagued 2008, but he did post back-to-back 16-win seasons with the Dodgers. More on this story if and when it comes to fruition.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise. The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. -Canadian National Anthem
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Quick, who’s the team year? Phillies? Giants? Celtics? Nope. Not in Canada. Not to our neighbor’s to the north. Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want. Read More »

All I know is what I read in the papers. -Will Rogers
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! First we read Tom Brady is engaged. Then we read Tom Brady isn’t engaged. Now it’s something else. Now for something completely different. Now we’re reading Brady is “well behind schedule” in his rehab. Now we’re reading doom and gloom. Read More »

Today’s top links from the wide wonderful world of the NFL:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!

So look at me now, I’m just makin’ my play. Don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way. -AC/DC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Don’t get me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry. The Celtics were angry last night. Two losses in a row tend to do that to teams like the Boston Celtics. The Sacramento Kings did not like them when they were angry. Not one bit. Read More »

And then a hero comes along with the strength to carry on and you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive. -Mariah Carey
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Down goes Roethlisberger! Down goes Roethlisberger! Down goes Roethlisberger! Big Ben Roethlisberger lay on the turf for nearly fifteen minutes after being leveled by Willie McGinest and D’Qwell Jackson while delivering a pass late in the second quarter. There’s no need to fear, Byron Leftwich is here! Read More »

It might feel good. It might sound a little somethin’. But damn the game
if it don’t mean nothin’. -Public Enemy
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I don’t want to do this one. Really don’t want to do this one. Makes me feel a little sick to do this one. Haven’t had to this one in five years. Haven’t had to do this one since Tom Brady took over as QB of the NEP. I have to do it now. I don’t like it. I have to do it. Read More »