Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, ’cause we need a little controversy, ’cause it feels so empty, without me. -Eminem
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Look what the cat drug in. Look at Eddy Curry. If reports are true, Eddy Curry may start practicing with the Knicks on Christmas day. God bless us, everyone!
Eddy Curry hasn’t suited up all season. Not unless you’re counting stolen suits. I’m not. This is a guy who should be beast in this league. Having a feast in this league. The best from west to east in this league. He’s not. Not even close. He was close once. Once. You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! Once, Shaq Daddy even said that there were only two real centers left in the league: Yao and Eddy Curry. Shaq Daddy ain’t talking that mess no more. No one is.
As things stand, the Knicks are on a pace for another ho-hum 33-win season. With a motivated Curry (which he has not been), with an in shape Curry (he came into camp tipping the scales over 300 lbs), with a healthy Curry (balky knee), the Knicks could easily exceed thirty-three wins. Easily. Pretty as you as you pleasily exceed thirty-three wins.
If Eddy Curry manages to work off some of that junk in his trunk (not for nothing, I haven’t seen Knicks trunks that big since Lonnie Shelton left town), if he runs the floor, and if he works D’Antoni’s system, Eddy could manage five or six easy baskets a night. If he hustles under the basket, which it seems he does to like to do, he could put up some big time numbers on this team. He could make the Big Shaqtus start talking about again in this league. He could make the Knicks a very scary ballclub in this league. The ball is in his court.
Public Spectacle:
Are The Raptors Desperate Enough To Take Eddy? (Knicks Blog)
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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