And she’ll have fun,fun, fun ’til her daddy takes the T-Bird away. Fun, fun, fun ’til her daddy takes the t-bird away. -Beach Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! The Yankees officially unveiled their prized acquisitions yesterday. The Yankees officially unveiled their prized $243.5 mil acquisitions yesterday. The Yankees officially unveiled CC Sabathia and AJ Burnett.
I watched the press conference yesterday. I watched Little Enos Steinbrenner open his little Christmas gifts for all the world to see. I watched pleasantries exchanged. Pinstripes. Yankees Stadium. Blah blah blah. That’s when I heard it. That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her, she walked in through the out door, out door. That’s when I heard AJ Burnett say this: “I’m looking forward to it; it’s going to be a fun ride.”
Fun ride? Hey AJ, are you out of your cotton pickin’ mind? Huh? Are you? You must be if you think this is gonna be a fun ride. This is New York City. Like my main Mr. Simms always says, “Welcome to Hell, mother***er!”
You just wait AJ. Just wait until you get hurt. Just wait until you’re limited to four starts like you were back in ’03 with the Marlins. Just wait until you’re shut down for most of September like you were back in ’04, again with the Marlins. Just wait until you say something like, “”We played scared. We managed scared. We coached scared. I’m sick of it, man.” Just wait until you start the season on the disabled list with bad scar tissue or miss another two months due to soreness in your right arm like you did in ’06 with the Jays. You just wait.
New York, New York, it’s a helluva town: the Bronx is up and I’m Brooklyn down. How down you gonna be, AJ, when any of the aforementioned things happen here? How down you gonna be when the fans turn on you? When the press turns on you? And they will, oh they will, just ask A-Broad. What kind of a fun ride will it be then?
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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