In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. – Deciderius Erasmus
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Now I’m no golf guy, nor do I play one on TV, but I know a few things about a few things. I know if Tiger Woods were playing golf, it would be he, not Padraig Harrington, being named the PGA Tour’s Top Player.
I have nothing against Harrington, and I’m not saying I wouldn’t go fishing the man, I’m just saying, Senator, I served with Tiger Woods. I knew Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods is great. Maybe the greatest athlete we’ve ever seen. Maybe the greatest athlete there’s ever been. A lean mean golfing machine.
Padraig Harrington is a nice golfer. He won two tournaments this year. Only two. Get the papers, get the papers. Majors, yes. The British Open and the PGA Championship, yes. But still, only two. He does not strike fear in the heart of men. When Tiger Woods is strolling down the fairway, he obliterates everything in his wake. I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Tiger won four times before season-ending knee surgery in June. Tiger won the U.S. Open before season-ending knee surgery in June. He was second on the money list despite playing only six times. For more than ten years now, Tiger has been the best at what he does. For more than ten years now, Tiger has been the best in show. Since he won the Masters back in 1997, Tiger has been the best golfer in the world. Reign of Terror. La Grande Terreur. La Grande Terreur, Edwin Moses style. He was still the best golfer this year, injury or not. He should have won this award.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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