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Yankees Ain’t Messing Around

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, December 13, 2008 @8:30 am

Yankees Aint Messing Around

You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy. -Little Enos Burdette

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Big and little Enos are at it again. The Steinbrenners are at it again. They meant what they said and they said what they meant. An elephant’s word one hundred percent.  

Listen, I have no love for the Yankees. We all know that. But when Hank Steinbrenner said wait until next year, he wasn’t kidding. When Hank Steinbrenner said, “This is going to get turned around. If it’s not turned around this year, then it will be turned around next year, by force if we have to,” he wasn’t kidding. He’s forcing it. The Yankees are forcing it. They are doing everything they can to stave off the embarrassment they endured last season. The emabarrassment of not making the playoffs. The embarrassment of being outdone by the Red Sox. The embarrassment of being beaten at their own game.

Fresh off signing big fat CC Sabathia to the biggest fattest contract ever, the Bombers just agreed to terms on a five-year, $82.5 million contract with AJ Burnett. Along with holdovers Chien-Ming Wang and Joba Chamberlain, Sabathia and Burnett fill out four of the five spots in their rotation. That’s a pretty formidable foursome. A fearsome foursome. Four times the action. Four times the adventure. Four times the fantastic. Now the Yankees sights are set on Andy Pettitte. Say what you will about Pettitte, Lord knows I do, but if he’s your number five guy, you ain’t doing half bad.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

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