I’m practically perfect, not slightly soiled. Running like an engine that’s just been freshly oiled. I’m so practically perfect in every way. -Mary Poppins
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! My goodness! Now that’s a line score. I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tie that bind. Because you’re mine, I walk the line.
Chris Paul walked the line last night. Fifteen big points last night. Fifteen big dimes last night. Five for five from the floor. Four for four from the line. Gracious! That’s perfection. I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect. Peter perfect pimped a perfect peter. Honey dripper. Sucker sipper. Big dipper. Sucker dripper. Drippin’ suckers like it’s goin’ outta style.
This was the second time CP3 dripped suckers like it was goin’ outta style. This was the second time in Paul’s career that he had at least fifteen points and fifteen assists in a game without missing a shot from either the floor or the line. In NBA history, only two other players have ever had such a game. Each doing it once. Once. You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once…Once! Jeff Hornacek did it once. Steve Nash did it once. CP3 has done it twice now.
But that’s not all he’s done. In the third quarter, Chris Paul recorded a steal. Recorded a steal when he intercepted a Raymond Felton pass. Recorded a steal in his 102nd straight game. Yowza! Just three short of tying that NBA record. Is there nothing this can’t do? And, just for good measure, he went coast to coasta New York Posta and scored on a layup at the end of the play. By golly I like this kid. I really really like him. But not Friday night. Come Friday night, I hate him. Roll Celtics, roll!
Public Spectacle:
Chris Paul Gets Some Help (Dime Mag)
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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