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Dwyane Wade: Flash Is Back!

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008 @9:41 am

Dwyane Wade

Flash a-ah, savior of the Universe. Flash a-ah, he’ll save every one of us. Flash a-ah, he’s a miracle. Flash a-ah, king of the impossible. -Queen

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Just in case you didn’t know. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. They didn’t go up there and tell you Flash is back. Flash is fast, Flash is cool. Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do.     

Did you see him? Did you see him last night? Did you see him swishing and dishing? Did you see him isolating and devastating? Bounding and astounding? Mesmorizing and tantilizing? I did. Did you see him drop forty-one on the Bobcats heads? Goodness! If you saw that, you saw this:

Yes sports fans, Flash is back. It started at the Olympics. It’s carried through to the start of this season. Dwyane Wade is just torching folks. Torching folks enough to garnish himself player of the week. Averaged an NBA-best 32.7 ppg for the week. Led the Heat in scoring in all three games during the week. Led the Heat to a 3-0 record for the week. Flash has put up a league-best nine 30-plus point games this season. Yowza! Kobe hasn’t done it. LeBron hasn’t done it. Nobody has. Nobody but Flash. And do you know what the best part is? Huh? Do ya? The best part is, I have him on my fantasy team. Booyakasha!

Quick trivia: Who is the Heat’s 4th alltime block leader? That’s right, Flash.

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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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