I refuse to lose! Here’s your ticket. Hear the drummer get wicked. -Public Enemy
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go. I’m gonna say it now. I’m gonna say it strong. I’m gonna say it louder than a bomb. I’m gonna say Kevin Garnett of the World Champion Boston Celtics is the Association’s MVP.
I know it’s early. I know you love your Kobe. I know you love your LeBron. Heck, I know you love your CP3. I don’t care. We’re talking about the man who just about single-handedly turned around the NBA’s most storied franchise. From pretender to champion. He’s not doing it with all that fancy pants stuff. He’s not doing it with all that prancey pants stuff. He’s not doing it with all that dancey pants stuff. We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.
He doesn’t take off from the foul line. Dipsy-doo dunkeroo slam-jam-bam thank you ma’am. He doesn’t fill it up for eighty. He brings his lunch pail. Night after night. Fight after fight. Brings his lunch pail night after night and wills the Celtics to victory. Wills them to victory with his leadership. His leadership on defense. His leadership under the glass.
Willed them to victory under the glass last night. Willed them to victory with twenty big boards. Twenty big boards in an overtime victory. Kevin Garnett is a superstar. Lives large. A big house. Five cars. He’s in charge. He is the best all around player in the league. He scores. He defends. He rebounds. He makes everybody around him better. Everybody. You know who does that on the Lakers? Huh? Do ya? Pau. That’s who. So while everybody’s jerkin’ Kobe. So while everybody’s jerkin’ LeBron. Have the goddam common courtesy to give the Big Ticket a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!