Same Old New England Patriots

I’m winning. I’m winning. I’m winning. And I don’t intend on losing again. -Santana

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Woo doggie. Right back. Right back where we belong. Right back in first place. All is right with the world once again.      

I don’t care the Patriots won ugly. I don’t care expatriate ex-Patriot Neion Deion Branch had a game. A big game. A big two touchdown game. I don’t care that Branch became only the second expatriate ex-Patriots player to catch two TD passes in a game against his former team. I don’t care what they say about us anyway. I don’t care about that.

Like my main man Al Davis always says, “Just win baby!” Like my main man Frank Gifford always says, “Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.” Like my main man Frank Caliendo John Madden always says, “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.” The Patriots may have gone through the sewer yesterday, but when all was said and done, they ended up street side. They ended up on top.

Yesterday, Bill the Brain Belichick and the Patriots did what Bill the Brain Belichick and the Patriots always do in December. Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp. Yesterday, Bill the Brain Belichick and the Patriots won a football game in in December so they can be playing some football games in January.

There were the Seahawks, taking an eight-point lead into the fourth quarter. There were the New England Patriots, in the end zone on a fourth-and-goal play from the 1 with 2:50 left in the game. And here are the New England Patriots back in first place. Same as it ever was…same as it ever was…same as it ever was…

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Peace out homies. Six two and even!

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