Johnny come lately, the new kid in town.  Everybody loves you, so don’t let them down.  -Eagles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Everybody wants to talk about the J-E-T-S Brett Brett Bretts.  Yes, every wants to squawk about Brett Fav-ruh and the Jets Jets Jets.  Not me.  I want to gab about the New England Patriots.  I want to Uwe Blab about Mighty Matt Cassel and the New England Patriots.    Read More »

Love is, what I got.  Don’t start a riot.  You’ll feel it when the dance gets hot.  -Sublime

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What’s this?  More hockey talk?  Yup.  That’s what it is.  More hockey talk.  More Boston Bruins talk.  More Milan Lucic talk.  But worry not, this will be quick.  Quick and painless.     Read More »

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear.  And it shows them pearly whites.  -Bobby Darin

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Hockey Krishnas rejoice!  Hockey, hockey.  Krishna, Krishna.  That’s right, hockey talk. San Jose Sharks talk.  Todd McLellan talk.   Read More »

Cry baby cry.  Make your mother sigh.  She’s old enough to know better, so cry baby cry.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just in case you didn’t know.  Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time.  They didn’t go up there and tell you.  They didn’t go up there and tell you the Brass Bonanza Award is given to the week’s biggest loser.  Brass Bonanza was the Hartford Whalers fight song.  Need I say more?    Read More »

Get it straight in 2008, an’ I’ll troop it to demonstrate.  The posse always ready – 98 at 98.  My posse come quick, because my posse got velocity.  -Public Enemy 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  It’s just too easy.  The Pistons are just too easy.  Earth Girls Are Easy.  Remember when the Detroit Pistons were the team to beat?  Remember when a Detroit Pistons game meant something?  Remember.  Walking in the sand.  Walking hand in hand.  The night was so exciting.  Her smile was so inviting.  Now?  Not so much.  Now?  It’s just another W.     Read More »

A dumb young player tries to handspring into his throw and ends up obliterating a defender’s face with the ball:

Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!

Listen, do you want to know a secret?  Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh.  Closer, let me whisper in your ear.  Say the words you long to hear.  -Beatles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like my main man Jim Malone always says, “If you want to keep a secret,  don’t tell the boss.”  I don’t want to keep a secret.  You might me be caught up in your 10-2 World Champeen Celtics.  You might be caught up in your Red Sox hot stove heat.  You might be caught up in your Bradyless Bunch.  I am too.  But I’m still paying attention.  Time and time againtion.  Amention!    Read More »

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.  Happy trails to you, keep smilin’ until then.  -Roy Rogers 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Coco Crisp.  Coveli Loyce Crisp.  You won’t have Coveli Loyce Crisp to kick around any more.  Like my main man Vinnie from Goodfellas always says, “We tried to do everything we could.  You know what I mean.  He’s gone, and we couldn’t do nothing about it.”     Read More »

Football hasn’t seen a catch like this since the days when Terry Bradshaw actually had hair:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.  I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.  -Albert Morris

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Awww.  The Knicks widdle feewings are hurt.

Quentin Richardson:  I think a few of those guys know they can’t just say anything to us.  I’m just real curious to see what those guys will be saying if we weren’t in a basketball league and didn’t have referees.  It wouldn’t be the same story. 

Stop crying and start winning!

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!