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Mighty Matt Cassel And The New England Patriots

By: josh q. public on: Monday, November 24, 2008 @8:10 am

Mighty Matt Cassel And The New England Patriots

Johnny come lately, the new kid in town.  Everybody loves you, so don’t let them down.  -Eagles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Everybody wants to talk about the J-E-T-S Brett Brett Bretts.  Yes, every wants to squawk about Brett Fav-ruh and the Jets Jets Jets.  Not me.  I want to gab about the New England Patriots.  I want to Uwe Blab about Mighty Matt Cassel and the New England Patriots.   

Where are all the nay sayers now?  Where are all the not today sayers now?  All the no way sayers now?  Like my main man Randy Moss always says, three touchdowns Randy Moss always says, ”Haters keep hating, we’re coming! 

Mighty Matt Cassel is coming all right.  Came at the Miami Dolphins yesterday.  Came at the Miami Dolphins hard.  Hard, his calling card.  Matt Cassel came calling yesterday with another 400-yard game.  Back to back 400-yard games.  Only the fifth player in NFL history to throw for 400-or-more yards in each of back-to-back games.  Yowza!  The other quarterbacks to do that were Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Phil Simms and Billy Volek.  But they didn’t do what Mighty Matt Cassel done did.  They didn’t do it in two big games.  Two important games.  They didn’t do it against division opponents in both games.  Mighty Matt Cassel did.

Mighty Matt Cassel might not have the arm of Tom Terrific.  When there is trouble, he’s there on the double.  From Atlantic to Pacific, they know Tom Terrific!  Mighty Matt Cassel may not have the legs of Steve Grogan.  Thirty-five career rushing touchdowns Steve Grogan.  But, put them together and whaddyagot?  You got Mighty Matt Cassel.  Yesterday, Cassel became only the second player in the last six seasons to run for a touchdown and throw for 400-or-more yards in the same game.  How about that?

Without Tom Brady, the New England Patriots are still in the hunt.  With Mighty Matt Cassel at the helm, the Patriots are playing their best football when it counts.  He’s a goddamn quarterback!  He’s the leader of a team.  A team who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for him, because they believe.  ‘Cause he makes them believe.  He’s making us all believe.  Mighty Matt Cassel, that’s a quarterback!

Public Acknowledgements:  Public Enemy, Captain Kangaroo and Any Given Sunday

Matt Cassel’s Rich Bitch (Larry Brown Sports) 

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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