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Yankees Make Sabathia Fat Offer

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, November 15, 2008 @10:04 am

fat albert

Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.  Hey, hey, hey!  -Fat Albert

Public Service Announcement:  Sources say, the New York Yankees have offered CC Sabathia the largest pitching contract in history.  Larger than Mike Hampton’s $121 mil.  Larger than Barry Zito’s $126 mil.  Larger than Johan Santana’s $137 mil.  Large and in charge.  Let’s just say it’s in the neighborhood of $150 mil.  Pretty nice neighborhood.  Deluxe apartment in the sky neighborhood.  If that’s the case, what could CC buy?  Sounds fun, right?   

  1. 42 million Big Macs
  2. 20 million dozen Dunkin’ Donuts
  3. 75 million boxes of Twinkies
  4. 15 million buckets of KFC
  5. 7 million Fudgie the Whales
  6. 31 million Hardees Monster Biscuits
  7. 2.5 million 25 pound buckets of lard
  8. 280 million White Castle sliders
  9. 41 million Junior’s Cheesecakes
  10. 6 million Lombardi’s pizza pies

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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  1. 1
    Blue Says:

    He could buy the remaining 125 luxery suites left at the new MedowLands sports complex and still have enough change to buy a beer and hotdog each game for one season

  2. 2
    Blue Says:

    Hey Hey Hey, I was just wondering, If I were to mention the RedSox in a comment on this CC/Yankee post, would I be told this is a Yankee post/ CC post, so stick it in my pipe and smoke it?

  3. 3
    Bob Says:

    So Glad that you took the time to do this. Ours would have been far less accurate and, probably, included a picture of Emmanuel Yarborough.

    Kudos.

    Bob
    http://www.BobsBlitz.com

  4. 4
    josh q. public Says:

    blue, i might rabbit, i might. how many fenway franks do you think. now thats what i’m talking aboout!

  5. 5
    josh q. public Says:

    i do what i can bob, i do what i can. just people helping people. yarboroghs one fat dude, the two guiness dude on the motorcycles was my second option

  6. 6
    Blue Says:

    Ok, Heres my best guess-
    30,012.004 Boston Dogs or 42,881,646 Fenway Franks

  7. 7
    josh q. public Says:

    thats a lot of hot dogs

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