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Marc, The Other Gasol

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008 @4:30 pm

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We’re the other guys.  -BF Goodrich

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like Bell Biv DeVoe, now you know.  Now you know why the Memphis Grizzlies demanded Marc Gasol.  While everybody was crying that the Lakers stole big brother Pau, the Grizz were laughing.  Laughing all the way to the bank.   

After agreeing to terms with the 23-year-old Spanish international, the Memphis Grizzlies are reaping big dividends.  Living in the rat race smoking rat weed.  You reap what you sow when you plant the seed.  Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto.  Got more louies than Phillip Rizzuto.  Marc Gasol got louis.  Got some more louis last night. 

Rookie Marc Gasol, in his fourth career game, had twenty-seven points.  Rookie Marc Gasol, in his fourth career game, had sixteen boards.  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say, in the Grizzlies’ victory over the Warriors last night, Gasol became the first NBA player with a 25/15 game within the first five games of his career.  Yowza!  The first since the Big Cactus, the Big Shaqtus, the Big Galactus.  The first since the Shogun himself did it back 1992.  Now, that’s saying something.  That’s saying a lot.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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