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Steinbrenner Junior Has A Manny Crush On Ramirez

By: josh q. public on: Sunday, November 2, 2008 @2:37 pm

Steinbrenner Junior Has A Manny Crush On Ramirez

Son, you’re looking at a legend.  I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.  -Big & Little Enos

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I guess Little Enos is done at it again.  Yankees co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner told the Associated Press in Tampa on Friday: “There’s nothing we are not looking at.  And personally, I like Manny.  He’s one of the greatest hitters in the history of the game.  He’s a free spirit for sure, but he knows how to win.”  

Manny in pinstripes, huh?  That’s a tough one to swallow.  A big bitter pill.  A Roger Clemens pill.  A Wade Boggs pill.  A Johnny Damon pill.  But biggerer and bitterer.  Bigger and Deffer.  At least Rocket and Wade never got a ring in Boston.  Johnny gots himself one.  His granny gots himself one.  But still.  Manny gots himself two.  And a World Series MVP to boot. 

The Dodgers will try hard to re-sign him.  He is a cult hero in LA and all.  But make no mistakes, Manny’s got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.  Manny:  “I want to see who is the highest bidder.  Gas is up and so am I.”  Nobody has more money than Big & Little Enos Burdette.  Nobody has more money than the New York Yankees.  I get it, I just don’t like it.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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    a pissed off Met fan Says:

    ok here we go, now your bloggin with your noggin !!!! your comparison of the steinbrenners to the enos’s lets me know you still can bring it. that is just flat out, dad gum bonified right there. And im also onboard for any and all Manny love fests.. you here me Minaya? Just one problem ? Wouldent Babe Ruth be the biggest pill of all, he has rings you know?

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    josh q. public Says:

    ya, but babe ruth is too much folklore for me. like paul bunyan. manny’s real, he’s bonafide. i seen it. the mets could do a lot worse than manny. they could sighn resign delgado. oh. well you know.

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    a pissed off Met fan Says:

    Babe Ruth not real? HUH? Ya Ya The Mets extended Delgado’s contract .. we are wasting 12 million to save 4 million. simple Minaya math. = 2nd place in the East AGAIN !!!!

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    josh q. public Says:

    dont be so glum, chum. you still have the best pitcher in baseball.

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