Yeah, it’s sad, believe me Missy, when you’re born to be a sissy, without the vim and verve.  But I could show my prowess; be a lion, not a mowess.  If I only had the nerve.  -Wizard of Oz 

Brass Bonanza:  Ok, here we go!  Just in case you didn’t know.  Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time.  They didn’t go up there and tell you.  They didn’t go up there and tell you the Brass Bonanza Award is given to the week’s biggest loser.  Brass Bonanza was the Hartford Whalers fight song.  Need I say more?     Read More »

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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

If only you believe like I believe, baby, we’d get by.  If only you believe in miracles, baby, so would I.  -Jefferson Starship

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go.  He’s done did it again.  Dwight Howard has done did it again.  While you were busy filling up your fat little bellies, Superman was busy filling up the box scores.    Read More »

It’s a miracle.  A true blue spectacle, a miracle come true.  -Barry Manilow

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  He’s done did it again.  Chris Paul has done did it again.  While you were busy filling up your fat little bellies, CP3 was busy filling up the box scores.    Read More »

Turkeys plunging to their deaths like little feathered bombs. Now that’s comedy!

We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.  Remembered for ever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom.  -Grease

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Celtics/Lakers.  Lakers/Celtics.  Is their any doubt?  Any doubt that you care to dole out?  Any doubt that you have some knowledge about?  ‘Cause if there is, I’d sure like to hear your feeble explanation.  Because Stanley, see this?  This is this.  This ain’t something else.  This is this.    Read More »

See you tomorrow!

Understand where I’m comin’ from.  Self-defense turns to offense.  -Cypress Hill

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just a quick one.  Enough to make you sick one.  If you’re a Raiders’ fan, that is.

Through ten weeks, the Green Bay Packers’ defense and special teams have scored nine touchdowns.  Through ten weeks, the Green Bay Packers’ defense and special teams have scored exactly the same number of touchdowns as the Oakland Raiders.  How about that?     Read More »

This sky, too, is folding under you.  And it’s all over now, Baby Blue.  -Bob Dylan

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Poor Donovan McNabb.  Well, I lay my head on the railroad track, waitin’ on the double E.  But the train don’t run through here no more.  Poor, poor pitiful me!  The Eagles train don’t run through Donovan McNabb no more either.    Read More »

Stampede they’re comin’ up to draw.  Stampede three thousand herd or more.  Here they come a smokin’ fire.  Boys you better earn your hire.  Stampede and hell to score.  -Johnny Cash

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it?  If a football championship is won in O Canada, does anybody care?    Read More »