
Although no titles have I won, I surely must be lonesome number one. -Roy Orbison
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Hockey talk. Hockey Krishnas rejoice! Hockey hockey. Krishna krishna. Read More »

Although no titles have I won, I surely must be lonesome number one. -Roy Orbison
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Hockey talk. Hockey Krishnas rejoice! Hockey hockey. Krishna krishna. Read More »


Oh all around, sound of breaking glass. Nothin’ new, sound of breakin’ glass. Safe at last, sound of breaking glass. -Nick Lowe
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I want to like this guy, I really do. I’ve said time and time again I think he can win himself some championships. Not like this. Read More »
Impeach the president. Pullin’ out the ray-gun. Zap the next one. I could be you’re Shogun. -Public Enemy
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I make no bones about it. I love the guy. Always have. Always will. Shaq. The Diesel. Shaq Fu. The Big Aristotle. The Big Daddy. Superman. The Big Agave. Osama Bin Shaq. The Big Banana. The Big Cactus. The Big Shaqtus. The Big Galactus. Wilt Chamberneezy. The Big Baryshnikov. The Real Deal. Dr. Shaq. The Big Aristotle. The Big Maravich. Add a new one to the list. Add The Shogun. Read More »
You’re the instigator, the orator of the town. You’re the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown. -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! The Tennessee Titans maintained their unbeaten record with a come-from-behind 31-21 victory over their AFC South rivals the Indianapolis Colts last night. You know what that means boys and girls? That means it’s just about that time. Just about time to que up the Mercury Morris sound bytes. I went thorugh this last year with my Patriots. All I can say is, Tennessee, get ready. Get ready to hate Mercury Morris.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!

No time for losers ’cause we are the champions, of the world! -Queen
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Oh baby don’t it feel like heaven right now? Don’t it feel like something from a dream? Ya, I’ve been waiting for this. Anticipating for this. Waiting for this ever since I heard the Big Ticket scream, “Anything’s Pooooosssssssible!” Read More »
Like my man John Wayne always says, “In a foxhole, there’s no such thing as an athiest.”
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Big time. I’m on my way, I’m making it. Big time, big time. I’ve got to make it show yeah. -Peter Gabriel
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I don’t really need to write anything here. By this time, you’ve seen Ryan Howard reestablish dominance with two jacks on Sports Center. Read More »

Look for the silver lining whenever a cloud appears in the blue. Remember somewhere, the sun is shining. And so the right thing to do is make it shine for you. -Judy Garland
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! J-E-T-S Brett Brett Brett! Yes, Brett Favre set another record yesterday afternoon. A dubious record, but a record none-the-less. Read More »

Rear up you Colts and let’s fight. Crash through and show them your might! – Jo Lombardi & Benjamin Klasmer
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Whats crack-a-lacking sports fans? It’s gut check time. Make or break or time. Do or die time. Win or go home! We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell…one inch at a time. Hoorah! Read More »