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I Love Me A Good John Daly Story

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, October 30, 2008 @2:19 pm

I Love Me A Good John Daly Story

Rollin down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice.  -Snoop Dog

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Not again.  Yes, again.  Wasn’t it Tiger Woods who once said of Daly: “He is an everyday reminder for me that I can’t screw up in my personal life.”  He wasn’t kidding.    

Daly just cannot stay out of trouble.  Wasn’t being removed from a British Airways airplane by airport security for harassing a flight attendant while drunk as skunk enough?  Wasn’t getting into a parking lot scuffle with the sixty-two year old father of one of the players he hit into enough?  Wasn’t drinking himself into a rage at the Players Championship following a first round seventy-six enough?  Apparently not.  He is the poster child for squandered talent.

When Daly’s not drinking a fifth of Jack, choking down butts, shirtless, teeing off a beer can while sharing his wife with Roger Clemens, he’s a pretty good golfer.  Unfortunately, the former happens more often than the latter.  John Daly has said in the past, “My crowd is like the Hooters crowd.”  Well, now, his crowd is the hooters crowd.  Two-time major golf champion John Daly spent a night in jail this weekend after police found him drunk outside a Winston-Salem Hooters.  He was unwilling to go to hospital and arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct.  I know TMZ already used this line, but it’s a good one.  Like my main man Chris Rock always says, nobody goes to Hooters for the wings.

Public Spectacle:

 

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Peace Out Homies.  Six two and Even!

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