Simple and plain, give me the lane. I’ll throw it down your throat like Barkley. See the car keys, you’ll never get these. They belong to the Greg Oden posse. -Public Enemy
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I love this guy. Just love him. It may be a little premature, but I don’t care. I’m on the bandwagon, and I ain’t getting off.
Greg Oden is a very special kid and, and I have high hopes for him. I’m going to my media assassin, Harry Allen, I gotta ask him. Yo Harry, you’re a writer, is he that type? You best believe the hype! Striking fear into the hearts of men. This kid blocks. Bill Russell blocks. Blocks that his own team can take control of. That’s smart, very smart. A veritable Einstein. The one eyed wonder, Dickie V thinks so too. Dickie V thinks Oden is super, scintillating, sensational baby! He says this diaper dandy was the best big man in college basketball in the last thirty years. I tend to agree.
You know the Gigantic-O was the first overall pick in the June 2007 draft. You know he missed all of last season after undergoing microfracture surgery on his right knee. You also know he’s back. Back on track. Back on track as the only Blazer to appear in all six of Portland’s exhibition games. That’s good news. Very good news. Oden began his pro career by dunking two minutes into Portland’s 110-81 exhibition win over the Sacramento Kings. He ended his exhibition season with a double-double as the Blazers beat the Los Angeles Clippers Wednesday night. I say the Gigantic-O gets Rookie of the Year. I say the Gigantic-O wins NBA Championship after NBA championship. I say, saddle your ponies you bet!
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Need More? Greg Oden, NBA, Portland Trailblazers
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