When I pull out my jammy, get ready cuz it might go blaw! How ya like me now? -LL Cool J
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! The deal of the century. The steal of the century. Matsuzaka, Matsuzaka, Matsuzaka! The new king of old Fenway Pahka. Woo Doggy!
Where are they now? The nay sayers. The not today sayers. The just walk away sayers. Last I heard, D-Nice will never make it. Last I heard, the Red Sox wasted fifty-two million dollars. Wasted fifty-two million dollars securing Matsuzaka. Doesn’t seem so wasteful now, does it? All Dice-K did was go 18-3 during the regular season. Held opponents hitless in fourteen at-bats with the bases loaded during the regular season. Held opponents hitless with the bases loaded last night. Flirted with a no-no last night. In Game One of the ALCS, Dice-K flirted with a no-no into the seventh inning as he shut down the upstart Rays. Ha ha ha! We knew was this coming.
We all knew he had the best slider in baseball today. A knee buckling, mind bending, world beating pitch sure to amaze and mystify. We all knew he dominated in Japan. We all knew he dominated in the World Baseball Classic. Now he’s dominating in the bigs. Mr. Big Stuff. Just chopping down the opposition. You know, a Judo, a chop, chop, chop. He’s delightful, he’s delicious, he’s delectable, he’s delirious, he’s de limit, he’s deluxe, he’s de-lovely, he’s D-Nice although he hates to admit it, he’s taking out you suckers and you don’t know how he did it.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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