I’m a Public Enemy, but I don’t rob banks.  I don’t shoot bullets and I don’t shoot blanks. My style is supreme.  Number one is my rank.  And I got more power than the New York Yanks. -Public Enemy

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What a day, what a day!  Sox in.  Bombers out.  One fell swoop.  Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again.  So lets sing a song of cheer again.  Happy days are here again!     Read More »

Stat of the day, who will it be?  Your vote will hold the key.  It’s up to you.  Tell us who will be stat of the day.  -Community Auditions

Stat Of The Day:  The legend continues.  In Chase Utley’s first at bat of his career, he went long.  Real long.  Grand Slam long.  He hasn’t slowed down since.  Read More »

Ice Ice Baby.  Ice Ice Baby.  All right stop, collaborate and listen.  Ice is back with a brand new invention.  -Vanilla Ice

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like my main Sgt. Brad Colbert always says, “Stay frosty.”  Matty Ice has been staying frosty.  Mr. Frosty.  Cool as a cucumber.  Never gets nervous.  Never Nervous Pervis.     Read More »

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The Patriots Going Back To Future  (In Game Now)

An Actual Eagles Fan That Likes Tony Romo  (Sports Crackle Pop)

Randy Moss Launches Website For NASCAR Team  (You Been Blinded)

Would Torre Have Helped the Yankees  (Bugs and Cranks)

Joey Porter Needs A Hug  (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Stat Of The Day:  There’s always a first time.  Rookie rookie, who gets the cookie?  Two! That’s two, two wonderful rookies!  Ha ha ha ha!  Cincinnati rookies Joey Votto and Jay Bruce each hit two bombs in the Reds’ 11-2 victory over the floundering Brewers last night.      Read More »

I jumped outside the house with my Walkman on.  I get so hyped when I hear this song.  It’s gonna keep me happy like All Day long.  So go and talk shit cause it just makes me strong.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  This is national TV.  So don’t pick your noses or scratch your nuts.   Is he?  Ain’t he?  Is you ain’t my baby.  Well, that’s the way you’re acting lately.  Hamstring schmangstring.  Fantasy owners are none to happy about this revoltin’ development.     Read More »

Hail to the Buff!  Hail to the Blue!  Hail to the Buff and Blue!

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  In a former life, I was a college wrestler.  Not a very good one, but a wrestler none-the less.  Better to have wrestled and lost than to have played basketball. My teammate was a good one.  A very good one.   A very very good one.  The winningest wrestler in the history of college wrestling.  More winningester than Cael Sanderson.  More winningester than Dan Gable.  More winningester than anybody.     Read More »

Stat Of The Day:  His reputation preceded him before he got here.  Johan Santana beat the Nationals last night.   Johan Santana kept the Mets a half-game behind the Fightin’ Phils in the N.L. Beast.  Johan Santana is the best pitcher in baseball.  Cliff Lee and CC Sabathia be damned.  Damn the torpedoes.     Read More »

Stat Of The Day:  Keep your eye clear, and hit ‘em where they ain’t.  Ichiro had three hits last night.  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say Ichiro Suzuki just tied Wee Willie Keeler’s record of eight consecutive 200-hit seasons.  Yowza!  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say that record has stood untouched for 107 years.  107 years!  Holy cow!   Read More »