MLB NBA NCAA NFL NHL Random Video Brass Bonanza

Jason Giambi: Mustache No More

By: josh q. public on: Monday, August 4, 2008 @6:32 pm

Jason Giambi: Mustache No More

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.  -Curly Howard

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Word has it the Giambino has shaved his mustache.  Back in May, we saw Giambi’s average drop to .191.  Then on a lark, Giambi decided to join his teammate Johnny Damon in growing a mustache.  The rest is history.    

Next thing you know, Giambi is raking.  Next thing you know, Giambi is one of five American League candidates in the “Final Vote” competition for the All-Star game.  The American Mustache Institute:  “It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess, plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star.”  Now, that fashionable mustache is history. 

Giambi, 12-for-66 (.182) since July 3 after going 0-for-3 yesterday, shaved off the mustache after the Yankees‘ 14-9 win over the Angels.  Is he still wearing the thong?

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

Share the love baby!

Need More? Jason Giambi,MLB

4!
  1. 1
    Michael Says:

    word is that he shaved it and will be growing a new one…

  2. 2
    josh q. public Says:

    well thats good news. what about the thong?

  3. 3

    And now that Giambi has shaved, an angel in heaven has died and fallen to earth, as it is so written in the scriptures.

  4. 4
    josh q. public Says:

    wow! the american mustache institue in the house! welcome aboard.