Bye Bye.  Ha ha ha!!!!

Peace out Bombers.  Six two and even!

On location, touring around the nation.  Josh Q. Public always on vacation.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok here we go!  Here I go.  Hey, folks, it’s official.  I’m going on vacation.  Vacation, all I ever wanted.  Vacation, had to get away.  I have get away.  Read More »

I love it when you hit those switches.  A curve ball’s what my pitch is.  So here we here we come like dum ditty dum.  I keep all five boroughs in stitches.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What a season this Lance Berkman character is having.  We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.  But the wine and the song, like the seasons, all have gone.  Read More »

I didn’t even know they had cheerleaders in soccer:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

I will go down with this ship.  And I won’t put my hands up and surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  -Dido

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha!  This is rich.  This is great.  I love this.  Winston Churchill once said, “We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”  Hank Steinbrenner just said, “We’re going to win it next year.  If we need to add a top veteran pitcher, we’ll do that.  We’ll do whatever we need to do.  Next year we’ll be extremely dangerous.”  Ha ha ha.  Next year.    Read More »

What are these dopes cheering about?  Down goes Crawford!  Down goes Longoria!  Well, it was a nice little run while it lasted.  A cute little run while it lasted.  It’s over now.  All over now.  He gets it out deep and Havlicek steals it!  Over to Sam Jones!  Havlicek stole the ball!  It’s all over…It’s all over! Johnny Havlicek stole the ball.  Just like the Yankees playoff run is over.  Ha ha ha!  Roll Sox, roll!

Peace out homies!  Six two and Even!

It’s a town full of losers and I’m pulling out of here to win.  -Bruce Springsteen

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The Philadelphia Phillies.  The Fightin’ Phils.  The Fight, fight, fight-in Phils!  It’s a tough, tough, team to beat.  They’re out to win, win ev-’ry day.  Every victory is sweet.  Last night’s victory was sweet.  Last night, the Phillies moved two games ahead of the Mets in the NL East.  Last night, Greg Dobbs got his major league-leading 21st pinch of the season, setting a new Phillies club record.  Yowza!  Last night, she said, “Oh, baby, don’t feel so down.”      Read More »

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.  -Joe Frazier

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The Olympics are here!  The Olympics are here!  Citius, altius, fortius.  Faster, higher, stronger.  Hooray Olympics!  The pomp.  The pageantry.  The thrills.  The spills.  Oh, the humanity.  Everybody’s yipping about Michael Phelps.  Everybody’s yapping about the Redeem Team.  Yipping and yapping.  Not me.  When it comes to the Summer Olympics, I’m a boxing guy.  Always have been.  Always will be.      Read More »

For its 1-2-3 strikes you’re out, at the old ball game!

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Reggie Jackson once said, “I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don’t care.”         Read More »

Mr 3000 tells it like it T-I is:

Peace out Berine.  Six two and Even!