When the cat took your tongue, I say you took it right back. Your mouth is so big, one bite would kill a Big Mac. -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go. I said it before, I’ll say it again. No one likes a big mouth. I liked Manny better when he wasn’t talking to the press. A lot better. Manny just may be the most important player in Red Sox history. Two rings will do that. Two rings in four years with a team that has won bupkus for eighty-six years prior, will do that. But this current escapade, or series of escapades is undoing all of that.
Peeing in the Green Monster was funny. Listening to his IPod in the outfield was funny. The home run poses are funny. This stuff ain’t funny. It’s disturbing. And if it’s disturbing me, a blatant Manny supporter, I can only imagine how the rest of Red Sox Nation feels.
Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP! Shut up! Be like Crash Davis. “I’m just happy to be here and hope I can help the ballclub…I just wanna give it my best shot and, Good Lord willing, things’ll work out.”
You’re probably right. When it comes to making a deal, the Sox are probably not going to pull the trigger. The Sox do know what they got here. The Red Sox got one of the best right-handed hitters in the bigs. The Red Sox got a player who was instrumental in helping them win two World Series in the last four seasons. I do not want to see Manny in a Mets uniform. I do not want to see Manny is Dodgers or Phillies uniform. I do not even want to see Manny in an Iraqi uniform. Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
Last night, Manny Ramirez hit home run number twenty. Manny Ramirez has now reached the 20-homer mark in eight straight seasons for Boston. Only one other player in team history had eight consecutive seasons with at least 20 home runs: Dwight Evans. I never got used to Dewey in an Orioles uniform. And Dewey never won a World Series.
So Manny, think of what you’re saying. You can get it wrong and still you think that it’s all right. Think of what I’m saying. We can work it out and get it straight; I don’t want to say good night.
Public Acknowledgements: Night Shift, The New York Times, Bull Durham. Dr. Seuss and the Beatles
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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