I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you? -The Chairman of the Board
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! All right. I’m watching Sports Center. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Minding my own business. Not bothering anyone. Just waiting for some highlights. You know. Some Josh Hamilton highlights. Watch him mash it again. He did the mash! He did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. It caught on in a flash. Stuff like that there.
Then Breaking News. Big Bad Breaking news. Everybody get ready. Here comes the bad guy. I thought Tom Brady got hit by a bus. I thought Bron Bron got traded to the Knicks. I thought Big Barry Bonds just signed with the Dodgers. I thought something. It’s gotta be something, right? Wrong. Ronaldinho signed with Milan today. The Brazilian will leave Barcelona. Twice Fifa’s world player of the year. That’s your breaking news? Do you see what’s happenning? Huh? Do ya? I hope so. I really hope so. It’s just embarassing.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
Need More? Ronaldinho, soccer
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