One more time. We’re gonna celebrate. Oh yeah, all right. Don’t stop the dancin’. One more time. -Daft Punk
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Is it over yet? Is the Euro-Soccer nonsense over yet. I got more important things to do. I got Americo-Soccer nonsense to talk about.
I know you were all thrilled Reds’ star striker Fernando Torres bagged the winner for Spain in this Euro 2008 Final. I know. But meanwhile. Meanwhile back in Titletown. Meanwhile back in Titletown the Revolution got a little something of their own going on.
Always a bridesmaid. MLS Championship runner-up two years standing. Not this year. I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore. This year, the trophy is theirs for the taking. Theirs for the making. Theirs for the coconut caking.
Best record in the MLS. Now, I don’t even like soccer. But some things transcend some other things. Homerism transcends a lot. I would like nothing more than for the Revolution to pad Boston’s stats. I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa. This team can to do that.
Fresh off of a seven-game unbeaten streak. A seven-game unbeaten streak stopped by Real Salt Lake. Steve Ralston is on a roll. Player of the Week, Steve Ralston. A roll I tell you. And that’s not the best gnus. You wanna know what the best is gnus is? Huh? Do ya? The best news is Taylor Twellman’s is back. Back in action. Ha ha! So, all aboard! All aboard the Titletown bandwagon.
Public Acknowledgements: Goodfellas, Notorious B.I.G. and The Great Space Coaster
The Sun Ben Rycroft Soccer By Ives
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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