Like Beck always says, Eathquake Weather:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.  Your drug is a heartbreaker.  -Weezer

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Everybody knows the rumor by now.  Manny Ramirez traded to Florida for Jason Bay and John Grabow in a three way deal that includes the Pittsburgh Pirates.  Read More »

So the troops roll out and the tolls are paid, said and done.  And here it comes.  -MC Serch

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  So the Angels got Teixeira.  Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!  I guess they really want this thing.  They really really want this thing.  This isn’t about a team just making it into the postseason.  No siree Bobby.  No siree Bobby Grich.  This is about all of it.  The whole kit and kaboodle.  Read More »

Ain’t that a shame? My tears fell like rain. Ain’t that a shame? You’re the one to blame.  -Fats Domino

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  Another year, another snub.  Women may like that!  Yes!  I understand women.  The snub may be good for them.  They may love the snub!  Not me.  You think that I’m fresh off the boat, and you can kick me!  But I’m too big for that now.  I’m sick a’ takin’ the scrap from you…And I’m sicka the high hat!  Read More »

It’s no Francesca Piccinini, but it sure is funny:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

When the cat took your tongue, I say you took it right back.  Your mouth is so big, one bite would kill a Big Mac.  -Run DMC

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go.  I said it before, I’ll say it again.  No one likes a big mouth.  I liked Manny better when he wasn’t talking to the press.  A lot better.  Manny just may be the most important player in Red Sox history.  Two rings will do that.  Two rings in four years with a team that has won bupkus for eighty-six years prior, will do that.  But this current escapade, or series of escapades is undoing all of that.    Read More »

Well, why don’t you love me like you used to do?  How come you treat me like a worn out shoe?  My hair’s still curly and my eyes are still blue.  Why don’t you love me like you used to do?  -Hank Williams

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Well, looky looky here.  Look what the cat done drug in.  If ain’t good ole Nomah.  Last I saw of this dude he was sitting it out with some sore nuts while Derek Jeter was diving head first into the stands smashing his face open.  I’m sorry.  I am.    Read More »

I don’t care, when they stare, at the way that I’m always with you.  We’re a pair, it’s not fair when they say we’re a special brew!  Woh woh woh woh.  I love you. -Bad Manners

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Roll out the barrel. We’ll have a barrel of fun. Roll out the barrel. We’ve got the blues on the run.  Read More »

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Word has it David Tyree is out indefinitely.  Apparently his surgically-repaired knee has not progressed as hoped.  Read More »

Caught somethin’ in a see-through nightie. Might be a little tasty. A THREE HUNDRED POUND WHITE GIRL. No one to see this. Boom! I drop my fluid like a chemist. -Third Bass

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!