Don’t give us none of your aggravation. We had it with your discipline. Saturday night’s all right for fighting. Get a little action in. -Elton John
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! You all saw it. Saw the brawl. The brawl to end them all. Saw the Red Sox/Rays bench clearing donnybrook. I love that word. Donnybrook. It was no Ventura/Ryan. I can tell you that. You remember. You remember Ventura get hit in the arm by a Ryan curve. You remember Ventura proceeds to drop his bat. Drop his bat charge the mound. Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids. Nolan Ryan’s a full grown man. Nolan Ryan smiles. Nolan Ryan takes two steps to the left. Nolan Ryan casually puts Ventura in a headlock and commences a beat down. Punks jump up to get beat down! Six consecutive uppercuts to the young man’s head. Ryan: ”I think he had a change of heart when he got there.” A change of shorts was more like it. And even as great as that was, it was nothing like this:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!