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The Brawl To End Them All

By: josh q. public on: Friday, June 6, 2008 @11:36 pm

The Brawl To End Them All 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation. We had it with your discipline.  Saturday night’s all right for fighting.  Get a little action in.  -Elton John

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  You all saw it.  Saw the brawl.  The brawl to end them all.  Saw the Red Sox/Rays bench clearing donnybrook.  I love that word.  Donnybrook.   It was no Ventura/Ryan.  I can tell you that.  You remember.  You remember Ventura get hit in the arm by a Ryan curve.  You remember Ventura proceeds to drop his bat.  Drop his bat charge the mound.   Silly Rabbit.  Trix are for kids.  Nolan Ryan’s a full grown man.  Nolan Ryan smiles.  Nolan Ryan takes two steps to the left.  Nolan Ryan casually puts Ventura in a headlock and commences a beat down.  Punks jump up to get beat down!  Six consecutive uppercuts to the young man’s head.  Ryan:  ”I think he had a change of heart when he got there.”  A change of shorts was more like it.  And even as great as that was, it was nothing like this:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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