I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school.  He could throw that speedball by you.  Make you look like a fool boy.  -Bruce Springsteen

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Well look who it is.  Look at Tim Lincecum.  We all knew he was gonna be good.  We all knew he had a blazing fastball.  An amazing fastball. A Rutherford B Hayesing fastball.  We also knew he had a knee buckling, mind bending, world beating Uncle Charlie too.  Read More »

It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.  -REM

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we!  It’s over Yankees fans.  Greer is putting the ball in play.  He gets it out deep and Havlicek steals it!  Over to Sam Jones…Havlicek stole the ball!!  It’s all over!  It’s all over!   Read More »

Oh no, you got to pay.  When you hit rock bottom, and you’re there to stay.  -Kiss 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  This isn’t a very nice one.  Not at any price one.  Not a Riunite and ice one.   But it has to be done.   Read More »

To commemorate all the brave men and women who perished while in military service to this country, I give you the musical stylings of US Army private Elvis Aron Presley of the 3rd Armored Division singing America The Beautiful:

Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!

Don’t got a lot of time today. Memorial Day weekend and all. I’ll just let my main the Big Ticket do my talkng for me:

Peace out Pistons. Six two and Even!

I got a hat not a visor.  I drink Budweiser.  The turntables up on the drum riser.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Oh boy.  I don’t like this.  I don’t like this one bit.  This is bad news.  Like my main man Fielding Mellish always says, “This is a travesty.  It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”     Read More »

Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man.  My style is impetuous.  My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious.  I want your heart.  I want to eat his children.  Praise be to Allah!  Just wondering, has anyone seen Lennox Lewis’ children lately?  Maybe Iron Mike followed through on his promise.  Sure looks like it.  Hey hey hey!

Peace out homies.  Six two and even!

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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

I’m unbeatable like Rocky Marciano.  Hit ya right bellow the belt, now your singing soprono.  Talk what ya talk, still you don’t know what I know.  -House of Pain

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Oh boy!  How ’bout them juggernaut Red Sox?  Them sluggernaut Red Sox.  Them punch you in the muggernaut Red Sox.  The best team in baseball just keeps getting better.  She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can’t find a better man.     Read More »

Too much information.  Running through my brain.  Too much information.  Driving me insane.  -The Police

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like the San Pedro Beach Bums always say, “Football, you bet.”  It’s everywhere.  It’s on Deadspin.  It’s on The Big Lead.  It’s on the World Wide Leader.  You just can’t shake it.  I gotta tell ya, I don’t like this.  I don’t like this bit.  I don’t like that I even know about this.       Read More »