So get it understood, boy. I am from the hood, boy. Came up from the dirt. Self-made hustler. I’m a beast. -R. Kelly
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Three down. One to go. Well, it’s one for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready. Now go, cat, go! Go Celtics, go.
Go Kendrick Perkins, go. He went last night all right. Went for a double-double last night. Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Perkins was burning last night. Perkins was bubbling last night. Burning and bubbling for his second double-double of these here Eastern Conference Finals.
Eighteen big points. Sixteen big boards. Two big blocked shots. The X factor. The Xavier McDaniel factor. Just so you know, while at Wichita State, the original X-Man was the first man to lead the nation in both rebounding and scoring in the same season. Yowza!
Like the original X-Man, Perk did all the dirty work. Dirty deeds. Done dirt cheap. He’s a beast. Don’t believe me? Just check his website. He’ll tell you so himself. He was explosive from beginning to end. I’m T.N.T. I’m dynamite. T.N.T. And I’ll win the fight.
He won the fight because he stayed out of foul trouble. Stayed out of foul trouble and was able play meaningful minutes. Played meaningful minutes and was aggressive from the giddy-up. He banged down low on the defensive end. He scored down low on the offensive end. Just dominating in the paint on both ends. Captivating in the paint on both ends. Devastating in the paint on both ends.
There he was, backing his way toward the hole and then knocking down the jumper. There he was, scoring on low-post moves. There he was, leading the fast break. There he was, putting a booty on a brother and gathering up a rebound. Put a booty on Rasheed Wallace and gathered up eleven defensive boards limiting Deetroit Basketball to just five offensive rebounds.
Perk more than doubled the rebound total of every other player in the game. My goodness! He was the difference maker last night. The soul taker last night. The takes the caker last night. He’s been the difference maker in the last two Celtics’ victories. Simply sensational. ‘Cause you’re sensational, sensational. That’s all, that’s all, that’s all.
Public Acknowledgements: Carl Perkins, MacBeth, AC/DC, Beastie Boys and Frank Sinatra
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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