I got a hat not a visor. I drink Budweiser. The turntables up on the drum riser. -Beastie Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Oh boy. I don’t like this. I don’t like this one bit. This is bad news. Like my main man Fielding Mellish always says, “This is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
This is worse than Suede Boggs riding shotgun on Seabiscuit wearing the old pinstripes. This is worse than Brett Hull winning the Cup with the Dominator in Detroit. This is worse than Mr. Wonderful jumping in to aid Hulk Hogan against Rowdy Roddy Piper. This is worse than Butch Harmon helping Phil Mickelson perfect his game. Worse than Palestine, Texas native Adrian Peterson dawning the Crimson and Cream. Worse than Carlos Boozer swindling a blind man who was nice enough to let him out of the final year of his contract. Worse than all of that.
Word has it, a Belgian brewing giant InBev is preparing a $46 billion bid for Anheuser-Busch. Say it ain’t so! I love beer. I especially love Budweiser Beer. Cold Bud in a can. Nothing like it. Mike D. grabbed the money. M.C.A. snatched the gold. I grabbed two girlies and a Bud that’s cold.
Ah, Budweiser, the King of Beers. A smoothness and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price. I absolutely love it. I love how it tastes. I love it ice-cold. It’s a clean brew. A pure brew. A crisp brew. An American Brew. I understand the ever changing global market. I took intro to econ. I’m smart! Not like everybody says…like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect! I want respect and I want my Bud to stay American. Is that so bad? Is that so wrong. If it is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I believe in the Church of Baseball and I believe in Budweiser Beer. Like my main man Homer Simpson always says, “Ah, good ol’ trustworthy Budweiser. My love for you will never die.” Unfortunately, if this sale goes through, my love will die. Dead as a doornail. Miller High Life anyone? It is the champagne of beers after all.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Need More? Budweiser
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