I really wish I had more time to do this. I don’t. So once again, I’ll let KG do my talking for me:

And these guys too:

Peace out Pistons.  Six Two and Even!

You start the year off fine.  You’re my little valentine.  I’m gonna march you down the aisle.  You’re the Easter Bunny when you smile.  Yeah.  Yeah.  My heart’s in a whirl.  I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.  -Neil Sedaka

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Ready?  Ready New Yorkers?  Are you ready?  Are you ready for this?  Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?  Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat.       Read More »

Baseball season’s underway.  Well you better get ready for a brand new day.  Hey, Chicago, what do you say?  The Cubs are gonna win today.  -Steve Goodman

Public Service Announcement:  Ok here we go!  Lookie lookie what we have here.  Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!   Read More »

I am number one.  No matter if you like it.  Ready take this sit down and write it.  I am number one.  Hey hey hey hey hey hey.  -Nelly

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking, hey Public, first you do lovey-dovey piece on Mariano Rivera and now this?  What, have you grown soft?     Read More »

The ultimate second banana. Blazing Saddles. Carol Burnett. The Great Gazoo. Harvey Korman was a comic genius. He was a large part of my childhood. He will be missed:

Peace out Harvey. Six two and Even!

Ah, Little League. It’s about about baseball. It’s about the kids. It’s about fun and celebration. So bring your good times, and your laughter too. We gonna celebrate your party with you. Come on now. Celebration:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Somebody save me.  I don’t care how you do it.  Just stay.  Stay.  Come on.  I’ve been waiting for you.  -Remy Zero 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I hate to do this one.  Hurts my psychological state to do this one.  Verbs I’d rather conjugate than do this one.  But I gots to give credit where credit is due.  I gots to give credit to Mariano Rivera.        Read More »

Josh Q. Public:  And it stinks.  It makes the greatest town, greatest city in the world, lousy.  The only thing that will turn this around is being upbeat and positive like we are in that locker room…And if you think I’m going to succumb to negativity, you’re wrong.  -Rick Pitino 

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  The Kansas City Royals.  Such a shame.  When I think of the Royals, I think of the George Brett Royals.  The Willie Wilson Royals.  The UL “Toothpick” Washington Royals.  The Frank White Royals.  The Amos Otis Royals.  The Hal McRae Royals.  The Dan Quisenberry Royals.  The baby blue Royals.  World Champions.  Fantastic.  Boombastic.  Dynastic.  Oh, how the mighty have fallen.         Read More »

So get it understood, boy.  I am from the hood, boy.  Came up from the dirt.  Self-made hustler.  I’m a beast.  -R. Kelly

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Three down.  One to go.  Well, it’s one for the money.  Two for the show.  Three to get ready.  Now go, cat, go!  Go Celtics, go.     Read More »

Now that’s using your head:

Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!