
Don’t touch me ’cause I’m electric. And if you touch me, you’ll get shocked. Shocked. Shocked. -Beastie Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok here we go! Add another guy to the list. Add another guy to the All-Tasered Team. Add another guy to the team that features Dale Davis, Michael Olowokandi, DeMarr Johnson, Fred Weary, Fred Evans, Scott Olsen, Josh Booty, the Entire Chilean Soccer team and Keith McCants. Add another guy to those guys there. Add former NFL player Timothy Worley. A former Parade All-American in high school. A former first-team All-American and UPI SEC Offensive Player of the Year at Georgia. A former seventh overall pick by the Pittsburgh Steelers. A former somebody. He ain’t pretty no more. Worley was tasered by Georgia police for “becoming confrontational” at a traffic stop. It appears, Timmy made some sort of gesture with his hand and one thing led to another. Like my main Dewey Oxenberger always says, “Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up…” Ya ya ya. The good news is, it was all caught on a dashboard camera for your viewing pleasure:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even
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