Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe? -Rednex
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Everybody wants to know who’s gonna win the NBA MVP. Everybody wants to know who’s gonna win the NBA Finals. I do too. You wanna know what else I wanna know? Huh? Do ya? I wanna know who is this rookie from the Milwaukee Bucks? What makes him tick?
You must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit. Ever. They’re like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.
I wanna know who this Ramon Sessions cat is. I wanna know who is this cat who last night scored twenty-five points and was credited with fourteen dimes. I wanna know who is this cat, who for his fourth consecutive game, recorded at least thirteen dimes. I wanna know who is this cat, who is the only rookie in NBA history besides the Big-O to have enjoyed four consecutive games of thirteen-or-more dimes. I wanna know who is this cat, who the other night scored twenty points and notched twenty-four dimes for the most dimes by an NBA player in a regulation game in which he scored at least 20 points since John Stockton. I wanna know who is this cat who in nine games in April, is averaging a double-double. Double trouble. That’s what I wanna know.
Sessions started putting in his hard work for the NBA Development League’s Tulsa 66ers. Won two Performer of the Weeks for the NBA Development League’s Tulsa 66ers. He didn’t feel sorry for himself playing in the NBDL. He didn’t cry. He didn’t whine. He didn’t regret his decision to leave the University of Nevada after his junior season. He wasn’t even disappointed. Sessions: “I just looked at it as an opportunity.” Career opportunities are the ones that never knock. Every job they offer you is to keep on the dock. Career opportunities, the ones that never knock. This one knocked.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ramon Sessions, that’s who! Sessions made his NBA debut March 9, and played the entire fourth quarter in back-to-back games. Made his Sports Center debut after nailing a buzzer-beating nineteen foot jumper. A buzzer-beating nineteen foot jumper that gave the Bucks a 110-109 victory over the Wizards. Next thing you know old Jed’s a millionaire. Next thing you know, starting point guard Mo Williams injured his abdominal in early April. Next thing you know, there’s a hole in the Bucks’ starting lineup. Next thing you know Ramon Sessions is filling said hole. The rest is history.
Public Acknowledgements: Caddyshack, The Clash and the Beverly Hillbillies
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Need More? Milwaukee Bucks, NBA, Ramon Sessions
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