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Manny Has Done Did It Again

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 @3:43 pm

Manny Has Done Did It Again  

Well I’ve been thinking ’bout all the places we’ve surfed and danced and all the places we’ve missed, so let’s get back together and do it again.  -Beach Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The greatest right handed hitter to ever don a Red Sox uniform has done did it again.  The greatest right handed hitter in the history of baseball has done did it again.  Manny Ramirez has done did it again.       

Manny Ramirez’s two-run bomb off the Bayonne Bleeder, Joe Borowski, in the top of the ninth was the winner winner chicken dinner.  The ninth winner winner chicken dinner in Manny’s career.  The third winner winner chicken dinner as a Red Sox.  And when I say winner winner chicken dinner, you know what I’m talking about boyyyyyy.  I’m talking about a go-ahead homer in the ninth inning or later. 

No such thing as clutch.  Bill James can eat my shorts.  I’m more of a Siwoffian statistician anyway.  Big Papi ain’t right.  That much is clear.  Manny is right.  Right as rain.  Well, that’s all right, mama.  That’s all right for you.  That’s all right mama, just anyway you do.  Manny did in the top of the ninth.  Two outs.  One on.  All tied up.  Manny saunters up.  You knew it.  I knew it.  Bill James knew it.  Gone!  Connectamundo.  Power pose.  Why pitch to this cat?  Eck tried it.  Joe Girardi tried it over the week-end.  See what happens?  Manny makes you pay. 

That’s what happens.  That’s the way it is with a wiseguy partner.  He gets his money no matter what.  You got no business?  Fuck you, pay me.  You had a fire?  Fuck you, pay me.  The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge?  Fuck you, pay me.  

Manny is the greatest hitter in baseball today.  He hits with power.  He hits to the opposite field.  He hits with two strikes.  He hits and he hits and he hits.  Roll Sox roll!

Public Acknowledgements:  Chuck Wepner, Jeff Gordon, Beastie Boys, Elvis and Goodfellas

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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