Just cut the stuff, ’til you get enough. ‘Cause we’re rougher than tougher and rougher tougher than tough! -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like my main man Popeye always says, “I’ve had all I can stands, I can’t stands no more.” Read More »
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. -Epictetus Read More »
I never had a chance to shine. Never a happy song to sing. But suddenly half the world is mine. What an amazing thing. ‘Cause I’ve got a golden ticket. -Willy Wonka
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! Knock ‘em down! Roll ‘em around! C’mon defense work! Work! The Big Ticket works. Workin’ nine to five. Works on defense. What a way to make a livin’. Read More »
Standing here in front of the mirror. It’s gonna be all right tonight. Feelin’ hot, yeah I’m on fire. I’m never ever goin’ to tire. -Ramones
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Quick. Who is the best baseball player in the game today? If you didn’t say Chase Cameron Utley, you got it wrong. Read More »
Oh, the places you’ll go! You’ll be on your way up! You’ll be seeing great sights! You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. -Dr. Seuss
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? I was gonna write about the Bruins today. Write about the Big Bad Bruins today. Write about how the Big Bad Bruins are sticking it to the hated Habs. Like Espo and Orr stuck it to the hated Habs. That’s right, hockey talk. Hockey Krishnas, rejoice! Hockey, hockey. Krishna, Krishna. But I can’t. I got stuff to do today. So instead, I leave you with this. Enjoy Bruins fans, enjoy! Go Bruins!
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Sign this guy up! The Meadowlark Lemon of Japanese baseball. Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachyderms percussion pitch:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Don’t touch me ’cause I’m electric. And if you touch me, you’ll get shocked. Shocked. Shocked. -Beastie Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok here we go! Add another guy to the list. Add another guy to the All-Tasered Team. Add another guy to the team that features Dale Davis, Michael Olowokandi, DeMarr Johnson, Fred Weary, Fred Evans, Scott Olsen, Josh Booty, the Entire Chilean Soccer team and Keith McCants. Add another guy to those guys there. Add former NFL player Timothy Worley. A former Parade All-American in high school. A former first-team All-American and UPI SEC Offensive Player of the Year at Georgia. A former seventh overall pick by the Pittsburgh Steelers. A former somebody. He ain’t pretty no more. Worley was tasered by Georgia police for “becoming confrontational” at a traffic stop. It appears, Timmy made some sort of gesture with his hand and one thing led to another. Like my main Dewey Oxenberger always says, “Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up…” Ya ya ya. The good news is, it was all caught on a dashboard camera for your viewing pleasure:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even
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