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Tammy Thomas

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, March 29, 2008 @4:23 pm

Tammy Thomas

Well I’m not dumb but I cant understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.  Oh my Lola.  Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo Lola.  -Kinks

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Enough is enough.  Barry Bonds.  Roger Clemens.  But this is just ridiculous.  I thought this ended with the East German swimmers.  Tammy Thomas.  Cyclist.  World Champeen cyclist.  Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, told a jury in U.S. District Court in San Francisco that on March 14, 2002, he was assigned to locate Thomas at and collect a urine sample for a steroid test.  Not a job I would want, but hey.  It’s a living.  Prosecutors have called Thomas a “hard-core” steroid user who underwent a physical transformation while using banned drugs.  McVay found this out first hand.  Found this out when he knocked on Thomas’ door.  “It appeared to be like shaving cream on the left side of her face around her ear.”  Yikes.  Let Noxema cream your face, so the razor won’t.  Dr. Margaret Weirman:  “Thomas had a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness.”  Goodness!  That’s no woman, that’s a man, man. 

Public Spectacle:

Public Acknowledgements:  Lance Williams and Austin Powers

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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