You are the one I want! Oooooo, ooooo, ooooo. The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed. -Grease
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Make no mistake about it, the Dolphins need a lot of things. The staff is set. The assistants are in place. Now it’s time to get some players.
Football players play football. Bill Parcells is buying the groceries. He needs to mosey down the quarterback aisle and pick himself up a football player. He needs to mosey down the quarterback aisle and pick himself up some Matt Ryan. Matty Ice. I’m so hot for her. I’m so hot for her. I’m so hot for her, and she’s so cold.
Cold as a cucumber. Never gets nervous. Never Nervous Pervis. Never gets uptight. He just calmly walks into the huddle and executes the game plan. Matt Ryan plays football. In 2006, played football hurt. In 2006, he played most of the season on a broken foot. Awarded first-team All-ACC honors on a broken foot. Gimping to a double overtime victory against nationally ranked Clemson. Gimping around to beat Florida State. Wo oh oh oh oh. Wo oh, oh oh. Hangin’ tough.
Hangin’ tough with a laser rocket arm. Hangin’ tough with great mechanics. At 6-feet-5, 218 pounds he’s a full grown man. He was a full grown man one Thursday night in Blacksburg, Virginia. One Thursday night in Blacksburg, Virginia in the mud and the slop. One Thursday night in Blacksburg, Virginia when he brought the Screamin’ Eagles back from being down 10-0. Brought the Screamin’ Eagles back in the final three minutes of the game. Brought the Screamin’ Eagles back to a 14-10 victory. He also threw the game-winning TD pass in the final two minutes of a win over Clemson. A win that sealed the deal. Sealed the ACC Atlantic division title for the Eagles.
For Boston, for Boston, thy glory is our own. For Boston, for Boston, ’tis here that truth is known. The truth is Matty Ice is a leader. The truth is Matty Ice is tough. The truth is Matty Ice is smart. I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect! If the Dolphins are smart, if the Dolphins want respect, they’ll draft Matt Ryan. Matty Ice. Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold.
Public Acknowledgements: Rolling Stones, Pervis Ellison, New Kids On The Block, Godfather II and Vanilla Ice
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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