Are you ready, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat. Hey, I’m gonna get you too. Another one bites the dust. -Queen 
Public Service Announcement: OK here we go! Just another Sunday at the gravel pit. Like seventeen Sundays before it. Every Given Sunday! Yabba dabba doo! Sure Mr. Slate was a little more ornery than usual. But good ole Twinkle Toes Flintstone had a few tricks up his sleeve. Good ole Twinkle Toes Flintstone took care of business as usual. Taking care of business every day. Taking care of business every way. I’ve been taking care of business, it’s all mine. Taking care of business and working overtime.
Kevin Faulk was working overtime. Kevin Faulk has been working overtime for the New England Patriots for nine years now. Kevin Faulk has been working overtime for the New England Patriots for three rings. Kevin Faulk worked overtime for the New England Patriots once again yesterday. Oh, I believe in yesterday. Everywhere you looked yesterday, there was Kevin Faulk. Everywhere Tom Brady looked yesterday, there was Kevin Faulk. Here a Faulk. There a Faulk. Everywhere a Faulk, Faulk. There was Kevin Faulk lined up in the backfield. There was Kevin Faulk lined up in the slot. There was Kevin Faulk lined up at wide receiver. There was Kevin Faulk making big plays. Huge plays. Game winning plays. Diving and rolling for an important first down. Two minutes later a fourteen-yard grab for another first down to seal the deal. Seal-a-meal. The fresh new solution for game storage. Faulk wasn’t the only one working overtime.
The New England Patriots defense put in another yeomanlike effort. As in, Yo man, you ain’t getting in here. Not in my house. Three times the Chargers entered the red zone. Get the papers, get the papers, get the papers. Three times the Chargers had to settle for a field goal. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. You don’t score touchdowns against this Patriot team, you don’t win. Period. Exclamation point. You don’t win against these old linebackers. These washed up linebackers. Vrabel, Bruschi and Junior Seau all made key stops on all three red-zone series that all ended in field goals. Ballgame! You don’t win against Bill Belichick either. Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
Bill Belichick worked overtime. Worked overtime and made adjustments. Oh, Tom Brady isn’t having a Tom Bradylike day. Fine. We’ll tighten it up. Brighten it up. Make it righten it up. We’ll give it to Laurence Maroney. We’ll smash you in the mouth. For the second week in a row, Laurence Maroney was a difference-maker for New England. For the second week in a row the Patriots won a playoff game. With two weeks to prepare for the Giants, the Patriots are preparing for Disney Land.
Public Acknowledgements: Hanna Barbera, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Beatles, Goodfellas and Pinky and the Brain
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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