Never yellow, never chicken, listen for my spurs draggin’. And when I’m kickin’ dust you better circle up the wagons. So when I rip thru your town don’t be gawkin’. Just tip your hat and Tex, keep walkin’. -Kid Rock
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! Just a quickie today. No time to speak softly and carry a big stickie today. Gotta yell and throw a cement brickie today. Got my Patriots hoodie on again. Circling the wagons again. Waving my red white and blue flaggons again. Slaying some dragons again.
Cheatergate this. Cheatergate that. Sit on it, Potsie. F ‘em. That’s what I say. The cheater cry is a desperate cry by desperate fans without a horse in the race. Oh ya. That’s everybody else. I liken it to the relentless 1918 chants. The relentless 1918 chants pre-2004. Before we evened the score. Before we slammed the door.
Get a Yankees fan in an argument. Smash said Yankees fan in said argument. The argument inevitably went to 1918. 1918. 1918. But then along came 2004 and that was that. The Pats need this one. Shut everybody up with this one. Punch ‘em in the mouth with this one. Who’s gonna stop them? The winner of the Jags/Steelers? C’mon now. Even you don’t believe that. I don’t care which team comes on top of that game. The Patriots humiliate them. This is what the Patriots are going to do to the winner of that game:
Then who? The Chargers? The San Diego Super Chargers? Bring ‘em! I hate the Chargers. I hate crybaby LT. The touchdown maker. The record breaker. The dirty rotten snaker. I hate that dancin’ fool Shawne Merriman. But take heed Chargers fans. At least you’ll find solace in this. At least this time the Patriots won’t be dancing all over your logo once the beating is complete. This time they’ll be dancing on their own logo. All the sweeter. But it probably won’t come to that. It probably won’t even be the Bolts. It’ll be the Colts.
Now, I have no hate for that six-five, 230-pound quarterback with the laser rocket arm. But Mr. Brady has something to prove. Something to move. Something to groove. When Manning was smashing Brady by the numbers, Tom Terrific had the rings. Rings trump numbers. Now that Tom is smashing Peyton by the numbers, he needs to bring home the ring too. The ring is the thing. It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got them rings. When Brady delivers both the ring and the numbers, all this who’s better nonsense can stop. Stop, in the name of love. What more in the name of love? By the look in Tom Brady’s eyes this season, do you doubt it? How can you? So Patriots, wanna make this all go away? Huh? Do ya. Just win baby! Run the table. Circle the wagons. Slay some dragons. See you in Disney Land bitches!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
PS: Congratulations Brain on your Coach of the Year Award. Well deserved! Job well done. Wonder what place Mangini came in?
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the best link between the great Yankee teams and this group of Pats is the amount of steroid users on each side. The Yanks unreal collection of old pitchers (all on the juice) is matched by the Pats uncanny collection of old linebackers and safetys. Harrison, guilty in the past and clearly in a roid rage at Sat night. Bruesky, mysterious heart attack one year, no problems going forward, until he collapses WWWF style which I certainly hope to see at half time of the Colts game in 3 weeks. Junior Seau (somebody please wipe the foam from Junior’s mouth, the camaras are rolling)?, guy has been on juice his whole life. Merrimann took over his supplier in San Diego.
I’d throw Kevin Faulk right in their with them, as any big fat 32 RB that the gets stronger and stronger as the season wears on has made a pact withthe devil that includes male acne and tiny testicles.
Celtics suck too.
hey trainer those are some awfully sour grapes you’re swilling down there.
Brady is not a better QB than Manning. As great a season Brady had this year, his passer rating was not as high as Peyton’s in 2004 (121.1, 49 TD, 10 INT) AND unlike Brady he didn’t play the final game of the season that year. Brady’s rating this season was 117.2. That’s right. So before everybody gets out the annointing oils for Brady having the greatest season ever, think again.
Pats fans used to say “Manning can have the records we’ll take the rings”. Well Manning has his ring and I predict that he’ll be back next year and smash Brady’s TD record with the fist of an angry god.