Carl Speaks Out

God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?”
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and
says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to
family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
but I always tried to do right by my fans.” God can’t
help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and
offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Ben Roethlisberger and says, “What
do you believe?” Ben says, “I believe passion, discipline,
courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I,
too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the
playing fields.” God is greatly moved by Ben’s
sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his
right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom,
what do you believe?” Tom replies, “I believe
you’re in my seat.”