Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -Jimi Hendrix
Public Knowledge:
1. I don’t like the sounds of this one bit. Not one bit I tell you! It looks like the Yankees still want to sign Mike Lowell. Even though they’re still going after A-Broad. Even though Lowell would have to play first. To make matters worse, the Braves, Angels and Cardinals also put offers in. Theo, please do the right thing here. Please sign Lowell. I promise you won’t regret it. Scout’s honor.
3. The Celtics are off to their best start in 35 years. Perfect. I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect. Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter. Honey dripper. Sucker sipper. Big dipper. Sucker dripper. Drippin’ suckers like it’s goin’ out-a-style. Creatin’ flavors for da Flavor Flav pile. Lampin’ booyee Medina style. The Celtics are lampin’ Medina style. This from I *Heart* Celtics:
They have won seven games in a row. If they continue at this pace, they will go undefeated for the season. They would break the record for wins WITH EASE. They would be the best team in the history of the world. THEN, if they continue this pace NEXT SEASON, they could be the first team to go undefeated for TWO YEARS IN A ROW. At this pace, it could happen. However, I am worried that Doc might be trying too hard to lead the Celtics to an undefeated season when really it’s the championships that count.
4. The rich get richer. Senators center Jason Spezza appears ready to return to the Ottawa lineup. Gadzooks! The Sens are already best team in hockey. The Sens already own a 14-2 record. The Sens already have the most points in all of the NHL. The Sens already of won five out of the six games Spezza has missed. You know what that spells? Huh? Do ya? Bad news for the Sabres. That’s what.
5. The Bills have to play the Patriots without Marshawn Lynch. This is what the Patriots are going to do to the Bills on Sunday:
6. OJ’s going to trial. Again. I know OJ has become a caricature of himself. I know OJ has been blogged to death. But if you are from the OJ generation, it still all seems so surreal. OJ was big. OJ was huge. OJ was the Juice. At USC he made the biggest play in the biggest game. His 64 yard touchdown run in the 4th quarter against hated UCLA is still regarded as one of the greatest plays in one of the greatest games of all time. His margin of victory for the Heisman is still the all time record. What I saw him do as a Buffalo Bill, mostly against my Patriots, can still only be described as unbelievable. Yes, OJ still deserves all that is coming to him and more, but what he meant to a generation of football fans, and now all this, it boggles the mind.
7. I know the Mets need a catcher. Need one badly. But I think it is foolhardy to give up Lastings Milledge for Yorvit Torrealba. Lastings will be a superstar in this league. A superstar. Live large. A big house. Five cars. You’re in charge. Mark my words. Mark them I say!
8. Fantasy owners are not happy. A tale of two running backs. LJ and the Ghost, Shaun Alexander. Two top five fantasy draft picks. Neither starting on Sunday. Don’t fret sports fans, at least you have Justin Fargas or Ryan Grant. Don’t you?
9. Sean Avery insists there absolutely is a line that he will not cross, and there are things that he will not do just to get under the skin of his opponents. Avery: “There’s a code of etiquette.” Ya, sure there is. Know this hockey Krishnas, the instigators, the Kenny Linesmans, the Claude Lemieuxs, the Sean Averys, will say anything. You hear me? Anything. Think of the worst thing you might say. What they say is worse. A lot worse.
10. One more time for these Celtics. I’m sorry, I just can’t help myself. I’m giddy. Giddy like P-Diddy. Giddy like New York City. Giddy like Conway Twitty. Giddy like the Ways and Means Committee.
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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