Public Knowledge

Just like I told you, you must learn.  -KRS1

Public Knowledge:

1.  How bout them Celtics?  Them 6-0 Celtics.  Them good to go Celtics.  Them now you know Celtics.  The question is, can these Celtics catch the ’96 Bulls.  Match the 72-10 Bulls.  Can these cats scratch the Michael Jordan Bulls?  They give me cat scratch fever.  Cat scratch fever.  The way these cats are playing, it sure looks like it.

2.  What about Brett Fav… ruh?  What about the season he’s having?  It’s a shame the season Tom Brady has been putting together has been just inconceivable.  You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.  Oh, I know what it means.  It means fantastic.  It means extraordinary.  It means unbelievable.  That’s the kind of season Tom Brady is having.  It’s also the kind of season Brett Favre is having.  Brett Favre, if you didn’t know, has thrown for more yards than Brady.  He is putting up big time numbers in big time games.  Pressure filled games.  Breaking records all the while.  Keeping the steak alive all the while.  In a little while.  In a little while, the hurt will hurt no more.  But for now, Brett Favre marches on. 

3.  You had to see this coming.  Stephon Marbury.  Starbury.  Frankenstarbury.  Mopey Dick.  First of all, you have to be a complete jackass to lose your job to Mardy Collins.  Mardy freakin’ Collins.  True to form, little Steph took his little ball and went home.  That in and of itself would have bad enough.  But you know Stephon.  If you knew Suzie like I know Suzie.  For Starbury, too much is never enough.  Marbury:  “Isiah has to start me.  I’ve got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it.  He thinks he can (get) me.  But I’ll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know.”   Giddyup!  This is gonna get good.

4.  The Colts were already expecting  Dwight Freeney not to play for several weeks.  But now it looks like the Pro Bowl defensive end’s season might be over.  First the Pats.  Then the Chargers.  Now this.  Barbaro baby!  Barbaro.

5.  Look who’s back.  Little Ricky.  Little Ricky Williams.  Everybody’s favorite pothead.  NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams.  But where does he play?  The Dolphins have a two-week roster exemption to decide whether to activate Williams to the 53-man roster or to waive him.  What to do, what to do.  The Fins are thin at running back since Ronnie Brown went down.  Welcome back Ricky.

6.  Meet the new third baseman.  Same as the old third baseman.  The Bombers have been discussing a deal with A-Broad, but the team says a deal can only move forward if his agent, Scott Boras, is not part of the talks.  Not bloody likely.

7.  More steroids.  More steroids than you can shake a stick at.  A man who pleaded guilty Tuesday to possession of illegal steroids has given federal authorities the names of former and current Dallas Cowboys players who he says he supplied with performance-enhancing drugs.  Does it never end?  Can we just hair test everybody?  Everbody.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and even!

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