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Patriots: Best Football Team in the World

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, November 6, 2007 @1:32 pm

Patriots:  Best Football Team in the World

Gee, Brain.  What are we going to do tonight?  The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the world.  -Pinky and the BrainPatriots:  Best Football Team in the World

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  Not so fast Colts fans.  Thought you had it.  Had it made.  Made in the shade.  Made in the shade with a big ole glass of lemonade. 

World Champions.  Undefeated World Champions.  Twelve-game winning streak.  Owned the Patriots in their past three meetings.  Who owns da Chiefs?  Owned the Patriots for the first three quarters.  Had the Patriots down.  Down on the ground.  How can you laugh when you know I’m down?  But as the man always says:  He who laughs last, laughs best.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ha ha ha! 

So my question is, were the Patriots really running it up in the first eight games?  Really funning it up in the first eight games?  Really gunning it up in the first eight games?  Or were they merely preparing?  Like my main man JFK always says:  The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.  Preparing for when they would have to actually execute in the fourth quarter.  Preparing for a day like this.  Nobody told me there’d be days like these.  Strange day indeed. 

Before this day, the Patriots had trailed for a meager eighteen minutes in total.  But they played for sixty minutes.  Played for sixty hard minutes.  Game in.  Game out.  Game in and game out the Patriots played hard.  And it seems all that playing hard paid off.  Paid off when they needed it.  Paid off when they needed it most.  Just when I needed you most.  Just when I needed Tom Brady most. 

Down ten points in the fourth quarter Sunday.  Backs to the wall on Sunday.  Chips down.  Down…The paint is peelin’…Now…When the chips are down…Down…You gotta lose all feelin…Now…When the chips are down.  Down ten points and backs to the wall, the Patriots outplayed the Colts.  Outweighed the Colts.  Out any given Sundayed the Colts.  8:04.  Fourth quarter.  Brady:  Pass short left to Wes Welker.  Three yards.  TOUCHDOWN!  Did you see it? You knew the game was over. Right then and there. Now there’s a steal by Bird! Underneath to DJ who lays it in! Did it look familiar?  Did it look like 9:09 into the fourth quarter against the Skins?  It looked exactly like that.  The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.  Practice makes perfect.  Tom Brady and the New England Patriots.  The best football team in the world.

Public Acknowledgements:  Beatles, Slapshot, John Lennon, Dolly Parton and Terror Squad

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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