Never yellow, never chicken, listen for my spurs draggin’. And when I’m kickin’ dust you better circle up the wagons. So when I rip thru your town don’t be gawkin’. Just tip your hat and Tex, keep walkin’. -Kid Rock
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! Now I’ve got time. Time to speak my mind. Time to sound off in kind.
The Sox season is over. Now I can focus. Focus on the task at hand. Focus on these Patriots. These juggernaut Patriots. These squashing teams like a buggernaut Patriots. These keep on chuggernaut Patriots.
I hear everybody. Hear everybody crying. Everybody complaining. Everybody girling. That’s all right. That’s ok. I got my Patriot hoody back on today. I’m circling the wagons today. All done with the Cask and Flagons today. Doing some braggin’s today. Slaying some dragons today.
Cheatergate this. Running up the score that. Sit on it, Potsie. Sit on it and spin. This is the best football team I’ve ever seen. The best football team there’s ever been. I know it. You know it. Now the Redskins know it. Soon, the Indianapolis Colts will know it.
I’ve heard all the sound bytes.
- Donte Stallworth: “You can’t really send those guys a message. They’re the defending champs. If anything, they sent a message to us today with their convincing win over Carolina.”
- Coach Belichick: “They’re unbeaten and they’re the Super Bowl champions. Until someone beats them, they’re the best team in the league.”
- Rodney Harrison: “They’re the best team in the league. They won the title and they’re unbeaten.”
- Tom Terrific: “We know it’s going to take our best effort…I’m glad we have seven days to prepare.”
I don’t believe it. Not for a minute. You’re under the gun, so you take it on the run. The Patriots are taking it on the run all right. The Patriots just crushed Redskins to the tune of 52-7. The Patriots have just finalized the most dominant half season in modern NFL history. More dominant than Larry Csonka and the 72 Dolphins. More dominant than Sweetness and the 85 Bears. More dominant than Bart Starr and the 62 Packers. More dominant than The Capitol Punishment Defense and the 91 Redskins. More dominant than all of them.
Eight and oh. An average of 41.4 points a game. 204 more points than the opposition. That’s dominance. So is this. Tom Brady has connected for thirty TD passes. Thirty! Are you kidding me? On a pace that will give him sixty for the season. Yowza! A pace that will give him eleven more than Peyton Manning’s NFL record set two years ago. See what happens. See what happens when you give the best quarterback in the league some weapons. Some weapons of mass destruction. But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend. Ah, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction.
Stop kidding yourself Colts fans. Stop kidding yourself Patriots detractors. Stop thinking this ends next week against Manning and the Colts. Ending where it ended last season. Where it ended when the Patriots squandered a 21-3 lead. Squandered a 21-3 lead and lost 38-34 when Indy’s Marlin Jackson picked off Brady on the final drive. It ain’t ending. Not this time. Not to this Patriots’ team. They are just too damned good.
Destruction, terror, and mayhem. Pass me the Colts so suckas I’ll slay them. I’m gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out! This is what the Patriots are going to do to the Colts on Sunday:
Public Acknowledgements: Happy Days, REO Speedwagon, Barry McGuire, LL Cool J and Casino
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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