Public Knowledge

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.  -Albert Einstein

Public Knowledge: 

1.  Since #81 isn’t answering questions about the other #81, I will.  Q:  Who has more dropped passes?  A:  TO.  Owens has six dropped passes to Moss’ none.  That’s right.  Zero. Zilch.  Nada.  TO has a meager twenty-one catches to Moss’ thirty-four.  TO has a paltry three TDs to Moss’ league leading seven.  TO has a measly 367 yards to Moss’ league leading 551.  Senator, I served with Randy Moss.  I knew Randy Moss.  Randy Moss was a friend of mine.  Senator, you’re no Randy Moss.  This is what the Patriots are going to TO’s Cowboys:

2.  I Tivo’d the Celtics yesterday and watched them this morning.  Early this morning.  Early bird catches the worm and all that.  These Celtics are going to be good.  Really good.  I know.  I know.  Preseason.  But still.  Ray Ray outside.  The Truth midrange.  The Big Ticket down low.  A championship?  Priceless.  Goodness gracious.  And know this.  If Kendrick Perkins can continue to learn how to take advantage of all the double teams and free himself near the hizzy, he will find himself dunking a lot of basketballs.  An awful lot of basketballs.

3.  Emmitt Smith is terrible.  Worse than Shannon Sharpe.  Does this cat prepare?  Unlistentoable. 

4.  The New York Knicks play Maccabi Elite Tel Aviv tonight.  The pride of Israel.  Vonteego Cummings.  Pitt Panther Vonteego Cummings.  Will Bynum.  Chicago playground legend Will Bynum.  Terrence Morris.  Maryland Terrapin Terrence Morris.  And Marcus Fizer.  Fourth pick in the draft Marcus Fizer.  Zeke doesn’t think the things that have gone on will affect the way people feel about him.  Wait ’til you lose this ballgame.  Even Allan Houston won’t be able to save you.  Hey Zeke?  I hear John Starks is available. 

5.  Mariano Rivera said that Torre’s fate will play a role in his decision to return or leave via free agency.  You know what play a role in his decision to return or leave via free agency?  Huh?  Do ya?  The money.  That’s what.

6.  Nothing like some good ole hockey talk, huh?  Hockey Krishnas unite!  Remember Pascal LecLaire.  Columbus Blue Jacket goalie.  Leclaire was injured most of last year and his replacement, Fredrik Norrena, came in to post the first winning record for a Columbus goaltender.  Norrena was supposed to be a shoo-in to take the starting job again.  Think again.  Leclaire hasn’t allowed a goal in 150 minutes and 22 seconds dating to last season.  Yowza!  Leclaire finished last night with 32 saves.  Weathering six Phoenix power plays.  Pascal had just one shutout in his first 59 NHL games, now has two in less than a week.  Hey Hockey Krishnas, if he’s available in your fantasy leagues, I would pick him up.  Pronto.  Pronto Tonto.  Got it Kemosabe?

7.  Sox Indians tomorrow night.  Roll Sox roll.  More on this story tomorrow.  Here’s a little teaser.  I like the Sox to this win thing.  I like them to win it in six.

8.  Michael Vick’s old jersey has been removed from the trophy case at Warwick High School, where he starred at quarterback before going on to national fame at Virginia Tech and in the NFL.  Just thought it was worth mentioning.

9.  Fly like an Eagle.  A Boston College Eagle.  Ranked as No. 4 in the country. Undefeated under a new coach.  Vying for a National Championship.  Playing their unranked Catholic counterparts in the Holy War.  Holy beating is more like it.  Oh, how the mighty have fallen.   David has become Goliath.  Goliath has become David.  

10.  Yankees still suck.  Ha ha ha!

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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