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Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Everybody’s yammering about Adrian Peterson. All Day, baby! All Day. Everybody’s jammering about Marshawn Lynch. Money baby! Money. Chicks dig the long ball. Dudes dig fantasy. Coaches dig defense. Defense wins championships.
Push ‘em back. Hit ‘em hard. Make ‘em fight for every yard. Patrick Willis pushes ‘em back. Patrick Willis hits ‘em hard. Patrick Willis makes ‘em fight for every yard. For my money, Patrick Willis is the best rookie of this crop. Cream of the crop. Rising to the top. Rose to the top in week one. Eleven tackles and forced a fumble in week one. Willis led the 49ers in total tackles and found himself tied atop the league leaders with nine solo tackles. This cat hasn’t slowed down since. Slow down, baby, now you’re movin’ way too fast. You gotta gimme little lovin’, gimme little lovin’. Owww! If you want our love to last.
Not a chance. Willis finds a way to be involved week in and week out. Eight days a week. In pass coverage. On run plays. He’s fierce. He’s explosive. I’m TNT. I’m dynamite. TNT, and I’ll win that fight. TNT. I’m a power load. TNT. Watch me explode. Exploding up the field. Sniffing out the ball carrier. Sniffing out the ball carrier and making the tackle. This kid is getting ten to twelve tackles a game and is really really active. Got to concentrate. Don’t be distractive. Turn me on tonight. ‘Cause I’m radioactive.
If it moves, Willis tackles it. Twelve tackles in his last game against the Ravens. Second in tackles in the league. In the league! The National Football League. A league of his own. To achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible. Patrick Willis is attempting the impossible. Tackles are not an official NFL statistic. You will not find any record as to the most tackles in any season. However, unofficial statistics based on team coaches review have rookie Willis with sixty-five tackles through five games. On pace to tie the unofficial NFL record for tackles in a season. Hardy Nickerson of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ unofficial NFL record for tackles in a season. Hardy Nickerson of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ 214 tackles in 1993. Yowza!
Patrick Willis is strong. Patrick Willis is powerful. He delivers the big hit. But most importantly, most importantly, Willis brings great leadership on the field and contributes extensively to the community off of it. He’s a character guy. I’m the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady. Their boyfriends are borin’, and I can drive ‘em crazy. The kind of guy you want on your football team.
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